Начиталась cruisecritic ревью...
Ужас такой.
Как же узнать - кораблик Магеллан ремонтировали или нет?
по идее -- корабль всегда ремонтируют, во время эксплуатации и вместе с круизами и пассажирами.
но вот так попасть и вдруг там -- сломанные кондиционеры или что там ломается когда засасывает дизельного топлива запах в кабины, и все запахи и вирусы из других кабин??
большие корабли я не люблю вообще. а тут...давно планировала...
плюнуть и другое выбрать?
но вы себе представляете какие ужасы понаписали: "...13 человек умерли, за круиз, никаких подтверждений не будет...компания скрывает такие данные..."
Но это -- 52 ночи Амазонка экспедиция была.
кто-то был в круизах с неисправной системой вентиляции? может быть они там фильтры не меняют?
балконов на маленьких кораблях - нет.
окна обычно не открываются.
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никому верить нельзя.
все - врут.
но думаю - ремонта в доке не было.
Кораблик Магеллан ремонтировали или нет
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Re: Как же узнать?
на покосившемся заборе
семен напишет слово жук
и детям почитать не стыдно
и взрослым пища для ума
© sometimer
https://www.damen.com/en/news/2015/06/m ... _amsterdam
3 года взад - ремонт Magellan был.
вобщем = Magellan не хуже других корабликов.
ревью верить можно..., но у каждого - своё ревью - всегда на любое событие.
эти все ревью -- такая "пища для ума"...
многие уверены, что бывают "старые и новые корабли". а я считаю, что "старые и новые" -- бывают только яйТца.
корабли, как дома и замки. вытащил из воды - разрезал посерёдке и добавил ещё кусок корабля. заварил и сделал новый.
как и дом. оставил две стены древние - добавил-построил всё остальное и сделал "новый-старый" дом.
а вот как обслуживают корабль и кто последний ремонт планировал-руководил-делал - это важно.
а вы читаете ревью перед покупкой круиза?
я не имею ввиду форум, а ревью на cruisecritic и tripadvisor?
семен напишет слово жук
и детям почитать не стыдно
и взрослым пища для ума
© sometimer
https://www.damen.com/en/news/2015/06/m ... _amsterdam
3 года взад - ремонт Magellan был.
вобщем = Magellan не хуже других корабликов.
ревью верить можно..., но у каждого - своё ревью - всегда на любое событие.
эти все ревью -- такая "пища для ума"...
многие уверены, что бывают "старые и новые корабли". а я считаю, что "старые и новые" -- бывают только яйТца.
корабли, как дома и замки. вытащил из воды - разрезал посерёдке и добавил ещё кусок корабля. заварил и сделал новый.
как и дом. оставил две стены древние - добавил-построил всё остальное и сделал "новый-старый" дом.
а вот как обслуживают корабль и кто последний ремонт планировал-руководил-делал - это важно.
а вы читаете ревью перед покупкой круиза?
я не имею ввиду форум, а ревью на cruisecritic и tripadvisor?
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Re: Как же узнать?
я просматриваю на cruisecritic, но в резудьтате вижу насколько разные взгляды и приоритеты у разных людей, что довольно трудно составить какое-то мнение. кто-то был недоволен стюартом, это не значит, что мне попадется тот же стюарт.
я помню одиин раз выбирал отель, один из отзывов был с самым низким рейтингом, стал его читать. в реузльтате, постоялец поставил низкую оценку, так как вернулся в отель ночью пьяный не смог найти выключатель, который по его мнению был не на нужном месте, подскользнулся и сломал руку. отелю - 2.
я помню одиин раз выбирал отель, один из отзывов был с самым низким рейтингом, стал его читать. в реузльтате, постоялец поставил низкую оценку, так как вернулся в отель ночью пьяный не смог найти выключатель, который по его мнению был не на нужном месте, подскользнулся и сломал руку. отелю - 2.
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Re: Как же узнать?
ну это да.
но всё таки - бывает и нет.
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Sail Date:
December 2017
Now this was an extremely memorable cruise for all the wrong reasons. I am in fact lucky to be alive I feel after spending three weeks on board over Christmas 2017 on a trip to Cape Verde and up through the Canary Islands, Tenerife and Madeira. These were all places I was keen to visit and me and my elderly mother of 88 flew to London from Australia to join this cruise.
We are not cruise novices at all. In fact I have been on all the major cruise lines and before this I only had cause to whinge about the most mundane things.
From the get go we were not impressed with the Magellan but I became increasingly alarmed as more and more people succumbed to an horrific form of pneumonia. Apparently there were dozens of people lying around on drips in the ship's hospital. Out of our table of 7 people, 4 became incredibly ill and I assume it was rampant through the air conditioning system which was turned too high. I just sadly waited my turn and then it hit me too, but fortunately after we'd seen Madeira so I only missed Porto. However I have never been sick on a cruise ship and now I associate the Magellan with death and destruction.
I was so glad I had the foresight to bring some penicillin along just in case. I had no idea that ships could be riddled with lung infections. I always thought it was gastric infections. But I never heard of one person suffering from a gastric infection on this ship at least. I didn't go to the hospital but I instead became a prisoner in the cabin which was undoubtedly just as bad only cheaper! I couldn't sleep because if I laid on my side I could hear all the fluid whooshing around in my chest and I coughed and coughed all day and night. And along with the other awful ship noises (this ship is incredibly noisy and I kept thinking someone was knocking on my cabin door when there was in fact no one there) I heard lots of other people hacking away in their cabins too..
I am grateful that it was me who got the pneumonia and not my 88 year old mother as that would have been the end of her.
However, she does have wonky legs and I would at a guess say that these old ships have not such good stability as it rocked and rolled a hell of a lot. Well the ship became so buffeted by the seas that my mother fell over in the cabin twice and hurt herself badly. I heard that people were continually falling down stairs etc and on the last day at sea someone was airlifted off after a fall. I totally blame the instability of the ship for that.
The cruise itself, was a total nightmare. I hadn't done any sort of research prior because I had some sort of insane hope that cruise lines were all more or less the same. Well they are not. This bunch CMV buy up out dated cruise ships and then send them out to work for them. The cruise ship we were on was built in 1985 and used to belong to Celebrity. When they turfed it, this company took it over and now they run cruises all over the world in it.
They had lousy entertainment. They had a couple of comedians, and their dance troop, while all excellent dancers, came from the Ukraine. (cheap labour). That was the sum total of the entertainment. They had dug up a guest lecturer on astronomy who was big on knowledge but not a good presenter. They showed one movie in the movie theatre on the second day and then not another one for a week, and from then on they seemed to make sure we were all on excursions when they showed the next movies.
And you'd think that maybe there could be some solace by watching TV in our rooms. But they never got any reception and if they did, they had organised to have the most horrible channels as I guess they didn't pay for them in exchange for showing advertisements. One station was called 'men's movies' and showed all the 1950 cowboy style movies. They seemed to have two channels running 'The Chase' but mostly there was no signal. They had a station which seemed to show an awful lot of Babylon 5 which was a series from the early 1980s and then there was the channel that showed Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, Car rebuilds....obviously because it's free for them. There was no channel that showed movies that normal people want to see. Even a crime channel would have been better than those!
And the food. Oh yes. It is almost impossible to find much to compliment there. Normal cruise ships always have a German, Austrian or Swiss Executive chef. Seems that they are the only ones who know how to run a kitchen. The staff on this nightmare ship were ALL Indians. The normal cut for Atlantic salmon is in a cutlet and with the grain. This looks good and keeps the flesh moist. That's even how they sell it in the fish shop. But this ship had invented a new cut. They cut the salmon like a slice of ham and across the grain so that they could no doubt get more from the entire fish. When I ordered it I could not believe my eyes and of course it was totally dry and inedible.
On the first day I went to afternoon tea and I took what was supposed to be a 'roast beef' sandwich. I took one bite and nearly vomited. It seemed to be full of foamy stuff. I looked inside and I guess the best description of the mess was that it was cat's food in a frothy mix. Totally repulsive.
And their cakes were just a classic. They seemed to think that all cakes are the same - ie with a thin sponge layer, topped with an inch of cream and then topped with another sponge layer and more cream. This was their recipe for Tiramisu, Black Forest Cake and dozens of other cakes. In fact they had a chocolate buffet one day which sounds good but was just like that. Every cake was decorated differently but they were all exactly the same inside.
And on the first day I ordered Eggs Benedict and nearly fainted when I saw what came. It was horrible. Slices of white bread topped with hard poached eggs. Apparently most people returned them to the kitchen saying they were an abomination and that gave them a week to learn the real recipe as they served Eggs Benedict every Monday. So I knew it was safe to order Eggs Benedict the following Monday and I was right as they now were on a proper bun and lightly poached and with Béarnaise Sauce.
As for the bread on the tables....all ships I've been on had seed buns of different styles and shapes in a basket at night. This ship had those white round rolls you buy in supermarkets.
The staff for the most part were surly.. There were a few bright sparks amongst them but they were for the most part a sour and dour lot. In fact one morning in the breakfast restaurant I came in and plonked at the same table as my mother. A most officious woman ordered me to get up and join the table that was being filled by them at that moment. When I refused to move, she sternly told me to get up and go to where she was ordering me. They seem to be robotic with no common sense whatsoever.
You might also meet some most unusual passengers on this cruise ship.
You have been warned!
The Magellan is now on its way to the Amazon and I don't have to use my crystal ball to know that the sick bay is already full of people with pneumonia as it would take a cleansing team from every hospital on earth to get the germs out of their air conditioning system. But hey! Microbes have a right to live too. Maybe the ship is owned by Jains!
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google translate - переведите себе. что непонятно = переведу
но всё таки - бывает и нет.
* * * *
Sail Date:
December 2017
Now this was an extremely memorable cruise for all the wrong reasons. I am in fact lucky to be alive I feel after spending three weeks on board over Christmas 2017 on a trip to Cape Verde and up through the Canary Islands, Tenerife and Madeira. These were all places I was keen to visit and me and my elderly mother of 88 flew to London from Australia to join this cruise.
We are not cruise novices at all. In fact I have been on all the major cruise lines and before this I only had cause to whinge about the most mundane things.
From the get go we were not impressed with the Magellan but I became increasingly alarmed as more and more people succumbed to an horrific form of pneumonia. Apparently there were dozens of people lying around on drips in the ship's hospital. Out of our table of 7 people, 4 became incredibly ill and I assume it was rampant through the air conditioning system which was turned too high. I just sadly waited my turn and then it hit me too, but fortunately after we'd seen Madeira so I only missed Porto. However I have never been sick on a cruise ship and now I associate the Magellan with death and destruction.
I was so glad I had the foresight to bring some penicillin along just in case. I had no idea that ships could be riddled with lung infections. I always thought it was gastric infections. But I never heard of one person suffering from a gastric infection on this ship at least. I didn't go to the hospital but I instead became a prisoner in the cabin which was undoubtedly just as bad only cheaper! I couldn't sleep because if I laid on my side I could hear all the fluid whooshing around in my chest and I coughed and coughed all day and night. And along with the other awful ship noises (this ship is incredibly noisy and I kept thinking someone was knocking on my cabin door when there was in fact no one there) I heard lots of other people hacking away in their cabins too..
I am grateful that it was me who got the pneumonia and not my 88 year old mother as that would have been the end of her.
However, she does have wonky legs and I would at a guess say that these old ships have not such good stability as it rocked and rolled a hell of a lot. Well the ship became so buffeted by the seas that my mother fell over in the cabin twice and hurt herself badly. I heard that people were continually falling down stairs etc and on the last day at sea someone was airlifted off after a fall. I totally blame the instability of the ship for that.
The cruise itself, was a total nightmare. I hadn't done any sort of research prior because I had some sort of insane hope that cruise lines were all more or less the same. Well they are not. This bunch CMV buy up out dated cruise ships and then send them out to work for them. The cruise ship we were on was built in 1985 and used to belong to Celebrity. When they turfed it, this company took it over and now they run cruises all over the world in it.
They had lousy entertainment. They had a couple of comedians, and their dance troop, while all excellent dancers, came from the Ukraine. (cheap labour). That was the sum total of the entertainment. They had dug up a guest lecturer on astronomy who was big on knowledge but not a good presenter. They showed one movie in the movie theatre on the second day and then not another one for a week, and from then on they seemed to make sure we were all on excursions when they showed the next movies.
And you'd think that maybe there could be some solace by watching TV in our rooms. But they never got any reception and if they did, they had organised to have the most horrible channels as I guess they didn't pay for them in exchange for showing advertisements. One station was called 'men's movies' and showed all the 1950 cowboy style movies. They seemed to have two channels running 'The Chase' but mostly there was no signal. They had a station which seemed to show an awful lot of Babylon 5 which was a series from the early 1980s and then there was the channel that showed Pawn Stars, Storage Wars, Car rebuilds....obviously because it's free for them. There was no channel that showed movies that normal people want to see. Even a crime channel would have been better than those!
And the food. Oh yes. It is almost impossible to find much to compliment there. Normal cruise ships always have a German, Austrian or Swiss Executive chef. Seems that they are the only ones who know how to run a kitchen. The staff on this nightmare ship were ALL Indians. The normal cut for Atlantic salmon is in a cutlet and with the grain. This looks good and keeps the flesh moist. That's even how they sell it in the fish shop. But this ship had invented a new cut. They cut the salmon like a slice of ham and across the grain so that they could no doubt get more from the entire fish. When I ordered it I could not believe my eyes and of course it was totally dry and inedible.
On the first day I went to afternoon tea and I took what was supposed to be a 'roast beef' sandwich. I took one bite and nearly vomited. It seemed to be full of foamy stuff. I looked inside and I guess the best description of the mess was that it was cat's food in a frothy mix. Totally repulsive.
And their cakes were just a classic. They seemed to think that all cakes are the same - ie with a thin sponge layer, topped with an inch of cream and then topped with another sponge layer and more cream. This was their recipe for Tiramisu, Black Forest Cake and dozens of other cakes. In fact they had a chocolate buffet one day which sounds good but was just like that. Every cake was decorated differently but they were all exactly the same inside.
And on the first day I ordered Eggs Benedict and nearly fainted when I saw what came. It was horrible. Slices of white bread topped with hard poached eggs. Apparently most people returned them to the kitchen saying they were an abomination and that gave them a week to learn the real recipe as they served Eggs Benedict every Monday. So I knew it was safe to order Eggs Benedict the following Monday and I was right as they now were on a proper bun and lightly poached and with Béarnaise Sauce.
As for the bread on the tables....all ships I've been on had seed buns of different styles and shapes in a basket at night. This ship had those white round rolls you buy in supermarkets.
The staff for the most part were surly.. There were a few bright sparks amongst them but they were for the most part a sour and dour lot. In fact one morning in the breakfast restaurant I came in and plonked at the same table as my mother. A most officious woman ordered me to get up and join the table that was being filled by them at that moment. When I refused to move, she sternly told me to get up and go to where she was ordering me. They seem to be robotic with no common sense whatsoever.
You might also meet some most unusual passengers on this cruise ship.
You have been warned!
The Magellan is now on its way to the Amazon and I don't have to use my crystal ball to know that the sick bay is already full of people with pneumonia as it would take a cleansing team from every hospital on earth to get the germs out of their air conditioning system. But hey! Microbes have a right to live too. Maybe the ship is owned by Jains!
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Re: Как же узнать?
а вот ваш Celebrity Eclipse кстати - немного получше ревью.
Sail Date: April 2018
This cruise has become an annual "get away from the snow" event. I guess it'll be our last one for 14 nights so we are joining a lot of other disappointed cruisers who have become spoiled. It'll be hard to replace, impossible on Celebrity but we are booked for a 12 night Med. cruise this September on Eclipse and with Captain Leo.
I recently became on the the 15 or 20 percent of the population who suffers from GERD and I was worried that the whole dining experience would be very dull. I was completely wrong. There were plenty of wonderful things on the menu and even at the Elite cocktail party every night. No problems whatsoever.
We are longtime fans of Celebrity and I cannot, if my life depended upon it, find anything serious to complain about on any of the Celebrity ships. The crew has always been friendly, kind and helpful. They keep us well fed, entertained and cared for.
I would suggest another ship or cruise line for someone who is looking for 24 hour parties and lots of action. This cruise in particular attracted an older group, probably because they have the time and can afford the fare. In no way is it a floating nursing home. I would rather describe it as a ship with polite passengers between the ages of 50 to whatever.
The shows have improved a great deal and there is entertainment, other than the showroom, all over the ship.
I did get a pretty bad cold on the next to last day and it turned out to be an upper respiratory infection. In 36 or more cruises it is about the 3rd time for this. Next time I will take Airborne, a saline spray, Emergen C, Halo, or whatever precaution is available pre-cruise. We will also avoid the buffets if possible. To many people milling around, to many opportunities for contact with sniffers, etc. It's too bad. I don't blame the cruiseline. They are constantly cleaning, squirting disinfectant and trying their best to keep everyone healthy.
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Sail Date: April 2018
This cruise has become an annual "get away from the snow" event. I guess it'll be our last one for 14 nights so we are joining a lot of other disappointed cruisers who have become spoiled. It'll be hard to replace, impossible on Celebrity but we are booked for a 12 night Med. cruise this September on Eclipse and with Captain Leo.
I recently became on the the 15 or 20 percent of the population who suffers from GERD and I was worried that the whole dining experience would be very dull. I was completely wrong. There were plenty of wonderful things on the menu and even at the Elite cocktail party every night. No problems whatsoever.
We are longtime fans of Celebrity and I cannot, if my life depended upon it, find anything serious to complain about on any of the Celebrity ships. The crew has always been friendly, kind and helpful. They keep us well fed, entertained and cared for.
I would suggest another ship or cruise line for someone who is looking for 24 hour parties and lots of action. This cruise in particular attracted an older group, probably because they have the time and can afford the fare. In no way is it a floating nursing home. I would rather describe it as a ship with polite passengers between the ages of 50 to whatever.
The shows have improved a great deal and there is entertainment, other than the showroom, all over the ship.
I did get a pretty bad cold on the next to last day and it turned out to be an upper respiratory infection. In 36 or more cruises it is about the 3rd time for this. Next time I will take Airborne, a saline spray, Emergen C, Halo, or whatever precaution is available pre-cruise. We will also avoid the buffets if possible. To many people milling around, to many opportunities for contact with sniffers, etc. It's too bad. I don't blame the cruiseline. They are constantly cleaning, squirting disinfectant and trying their best to keep everyone healthy.
https://www.cruisecritic.co.uk/memberre ... yID=617122
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Re: Как же узнать?
про слелебрити довольно стандартно, ни рыба ни мясо. нет причин фыркать, как и визжать от восторга. я уже побывал в круизах и не ожидаю "вау", вернее примерно знаю, что ожидать. главное без перегибов, путь будет все стандартно хорошо, на твердую 4. этого достаточно.
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а мне - вот так и нравится - "ни рыба, ни мясо" когда.
потому что "визжать от восторга" я и не умею, и даже...думаю что не хочу.
потому что "визжать от восторга" я и не умею, и даже...думаю что не хочу.
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админы в круизе чтоли...столько спама
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стёрли уже наверно.
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Re: Как же узнать?
это новые пользователи - там внизу.
из непонятных букв - "ники".
знакомый имеет британский местечковый форум -- у него по двадцать таких спамщиков - каждый день и больше.
он стирает, банит навсегда и ник переделывает на более реальный. уже тысячи юзеров на его форуме!
а на самом деле...группа друзей - человек двадцать.
из непонятных букв - "ники".
знакомый имеет британский местечковый форум -- у него по двадцать таких спамщиков - каждый день и больше.
он стирает, банит навсегда и ник переделывает на более реальный. уже тысячи юзеров на его форуме!
а на самом деле...группа друзей - человек двадцать.
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отвечая на вопрос темы- никак, пока сама не попробуешь.
судно и компания специфические. не масс маркет. есть опасения по всем вопросам.
если есть другие варианты по выбранному маршруту, я бы рассматривал их. если маршрут специфичный и только эти в него идут, тогда оценить степень риска придется самой.
судно и компания специфические. не масс маркет. есть опасения по всем вопросам.
если есть другие варианты по выбранному маршруту, я бы рассматривал их. если маршрут специфичный и только эти в него идут, тогда оценить степень риска придется самой.
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Re: Как же узнать?
ха.
"судно и компания специфические"
Marco Polo - с "той же бочки"
надо им всем ещё "зафиздярить красную полоску(зачёркнуто) черз всё судно" -- или фэйс терезки мэй и brexit - большими буквами.
там на cruisecritic -- в ревью индус какой-то обозвал всех "расистами" и заявил что "не любили его" и вообще не замечали. а он = "англичанин" по паспорту! "больше не поплывёт с ними".
а уж если вспомнить Marco Polo - то вот это ревью = ПЭРЛ !!
Travel thousands of miles across storm- tossed ocean to cruise the St Lawrence River by night and see all the pretty flashing lights on the navigation aides along the length of the river. Watch burning cinders spewing from the funnel over the decks as we incinerate the on board rubbish and pollute the sea. By day relax on the open decks surrounded by reeking ashtrays, cigarette smoke and crew members varnishing the taffrails and re-caulking the deck under your feet as you queue for chips.
Take a trip ashore in one of our skilfully manned tenders. For your enjoyment we will lose our way in the fog for an hour whilst trying to return to the ship and for thrills re-embark you at midships on the windward side of the vessel for you to experience the 2-metre rise and fall of the swell as you try to get a footing on the landing stage. Break a leg folks!
Dine in our fabulous restaurant and watch as your dinner and long-stemmed wine glass slide gracefully across the table and onto the deck where the glass shatters into a hundred pieces while the waiter pours hot coffee down your neck.
Have fun in your cabin trying not to cut your feet on the broken glass from the litre glass bottles of water which have slid off the dresser and smashed on the deck, soaking the carpet and your clothes that have been thrown from the open drawers of the dresser. Have fun staggering along the deck and up companionways to reach a toilet because a crew member is in your cabin bathroom replacing and sealing the shower wall.
Qualify for NHS hearing aids on your return home by sitting through several of our showtime presentations by our singers. (NB. It is pure conjecture that no whales have ever been seen from the ship because the singers perfectly reproduce the whale alarm call).
Finally, watch the Northern Ireland authorities emergency response as we sail into Belfast with the Red Ensign upside down and the Captain, speaking from bridge, teaches the crew some new Russian vocabulary.
If you are queueing on a beach awaiting evacuation in the face of a pursuing army then board this vessel. Those are the only circumstances in which this should be done.
https://www.cruisecritic.co.uk/memberre ... yID=594108
а мне нравилось просыпаться под русский мат и запах борща на завтрак. так освежающе...необычно...в ирландском тумане...
"судно и компания специфические"
Marco Polo - с "той же бочки"
надо им всем ещё "зафиздярить красную полоску(зачёркнуто) черз всё судно" -- или фэйс терезки мэй и brexit - большими буквами.
там на cruisecritic -- в ревью индус какой-то обозвал всех "расистами" и заявил что "не любили его" и вообще не замечали. а он = "англичанин" по паспорту! "больше не поплывёт с ними".
а уж если вспомнить Marco Polo - то вот это ревью = ПЭРЛ !!
Travel thousands of miles across storm- tossed ocean to cruise the St Lawrence River by night and see all the pretty flashing lights on the navigation aides along the length of the river. Watch burning cinders spewing from the funnel over the decks as we incinerate the on board rubbish and pollute the sea. By day relax on the open decks surrounded by reeking ashtrays, cigarette smoke and crew members varnishing the taffrails and re-caulking the deck under your feet as you queue for chips.
Take a trip ashore in one of our skilfully manned tenders. For your enjoyment we will lose our way in the fog for an hour whilst trying to return to the ship and for thrills re-embark you at midships on the windward side of the vessel for you to experience the 2-metre rise and fall of the swell as you try to get a footing on the landing stage. Break a leg folks!
Dine in our fabulous restaurant and watch as your dinner and long-stemmed wine glass slide gracefully across the table and onto the deck where the glass shatters into a hundred pieces while the waiter pours hot coffee down your neck.
Have fun in your cabin trying not to cut your feet on the broken glass from the litre glass bottles of water which have slid off the dresser and smashed on the deck, soaking the carpet and your clothes that have been thrown from the open drawers of the dresser. Have fun staggering along the deck and up companionways to reach a toilet because a crew member is in your cabin bathroom replacing and sealing the shower wall.
Qualify for NHS hearing aids on your return home by sitting through several of our showtime presentations by our singers. (NB. It is pure conjecture that no whales have ever been seen from the ship because the singers perfectly reproduce the whale alarm call).
Finally, watch the Northern Ireland authorities emergency response as we sail into Belfast with the Red Ensign upside down and the Captain, speaking from bridge, teaches the crew some new Russian vocabulary.
If you are queueing on a beach awaiting evacuation in the face of a pursuing army then board this vessel. Those are the only circumstances in which this should be done.
https://www.cruisecritic.co.uk/memberre ... yID=594108
а мне нравилось просыпаться под русский мат и запах борща на завтрак. так освежающе...необычно...в ирландском тумане...
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Captain Morgan
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Re: Как же узнать?
я был на Марко Поло когда он еще был советским. на тот момент ничего так был, но потом появились свежие и лучшие суда. сейчас его можно рассматривать как реликвию. но в круиз на нем я бы уже не пошел.
и ничего общего у него с Магеланом нет, кроме оператора.
и ничего общего у него с Магеланом нет, кроме оператора.
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remain-silent
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- Откуда: 🇬🇧 сказочный остров
Re: Как же узнать?
мы тут все...как будто спикинг ин тангз = [speaking in tongues, Glossolalia]
чё-к-чему и зачем...
весь форум.
да что там - этот форум...все вокруг...
чё-к-чему и зачем...
весь форум.
да что там - этот форум...все вокруг...